One lonely day on the border between the Barrens and Ashenvale, a troop of Alliance footmen was conducting their daily patrol when they spotted a troll shaman standing on crest of a small hill. Laughing, the Alliance Marshall sent forth two footmen to take care of the shaman. The humans scampered over the hill with their weapons waving in the air.
Several minutes passed, and the Marshall began to grow impatient. "You three, get over that hill and find out what happened!" he said furiously. An eerie silence passed over the area as the footmen stumbled over the hill and moved out of sight. Again, after severel minutes, the Marshall roared at his men, "What is this madness? Platoon, move out!" On his words, all 20 of his men marched over the hill and the Marshall waited impatiently for a result.
Shortly thereafter, a lone soldier returned from the other side writhing in pain. Many minutes passed before he returned to his commander. Crawling on his hands, he came to the feet of the Marshall who demanded answers.
"By the Nine Divines sir, it was a trap! There was two of them!"
Pwnt, shaman ftw.
Shaman joke
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lol that was funny 
i got a funny joke too but its about trees
there was a birch tree and a beech tree growing next to eachother. one day i sapling sprouted from the ground. the birch tree says to the beech tree ''hey, where do you think that sapling came from?''
the beech tree says ''well what do you think? is it a son of a birch or a son of a beech?'' the birch says '' idk but theres a wood pecker over there let ask him'' so they call to the woodpecker and ask him ''is that sappling a birch or a beech and the woodpecker says ''well ill see'' so he gets a taste of it and says '' well its not a son of a birch and its not a son of a beech. it is however the best ash ive ever had my pecker in''
i got a funny joke too but its about trees
there was a birch tree and a beech tree growing next to eachother. one day i sapling sprouted from the ground. the birch tree says to the beech tree ''hey, where do you think that sapling came from?''
the beech tree says ''well what do you think? is it a son of a birch or a son of a beech?'' the birch says '' idk but theres a wood pecker over there let ask him'' so they call to the woodpecker and ask him ''is that sappling a birch or a beech and the woodpecker says ''well ill see'' so he gets a taste of it and says '' well its not a son of a birch and its not a son of a beech. it is however the best ash ive ever had my pecker in''
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