"Well hello there young female! I was unsure as to whether or not you would like to join me at the cinema tonight for the purpose of viewing a motion picture. While there we shall consume corn of the popped variety and refresh ourselves with low temperature, sweetened, carbonated beverages."
Anyway she thought I was british so I have a date tommorow, Throw out some pick up lines so I can tell her a cookie cutter line to show my feelings. I'll post some of my favorites to get us started. Please note that some of these may be raunchy, just a warning.
"Do you work for UPS? Because I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package"
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I bet you $20 you're going to turn me down.
I have hard evidence that you look hot tonight.
I have a lvl 99 Charizard, that turn you on?
Can I take your picture? Because I want to tell Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
"Hey, do you know how much does a polar bear weigh"?
"...uh, no"?
"Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm..."
Baby, could I be your derivative, so I could be tangent to those curves?
Say: Can you hold something for me?
Her: Sure.
(slide your hand onto hers....)
I rolled low on my initiative score, so can you make the first move?
I've got a broom here and I'm gonna use it to sweep you off your feet.
The only things your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have a twin sister? No? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
"Is your name Summer?"
"No...."
"Cuz ur HAWT."
Since the first time I saw you, my interest in you has compounded continuously
I love the way your hairline emulates the p.d.f of the Gamma distribution
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Some of the ones below are just plain bad and obviously joke ones.
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Shall I compare thee to a winter's day? Because you sure make my nipples hard.
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
"So, You've got a vagina eh?"
I LIKE THE WAY YOUR PIMPLES HIDE YOUR UGLY FACE
I didn't plan on camping, but when I saw you, I pitched a tent.
GET IN THE VAN! SCREAM AND YOU'RE DEAD!!
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Do you like Dacshunds? Because you have nice breasts.
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Ok now it's time for the ladies, here are some lines to use againts the guys.
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Comebacks:
1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
2.)Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.
3.)Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.
4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living.
Female: I'm a female impersonator.
5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.
6.)Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female: Unfertilized.
7.)Male: Your body's like a temple
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.
8.)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female: But would you please stay there?
9.)Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
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Now I posted some geekly lines above here are a few more in their own section.
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Let's roleplay tonight: I'll be Pac-Man in the first level, and you'll be the cherry I'm about to Wakka Wakka.
Judging from your moves you have a friend named Slippy, because damn can your ass roll.
Looking at you has given me a mushroom, and I'd love to jump on your fireflower.
Some guys are quick as Sonic, others like to fist like Knuckles, but me? I pound harder than the Eggman, and I go down just as easy.
Let's Rock the bed as we Roll through the night, and if things get a bit Wily, we'll just turn off Dr. Light.
Sex is like Tetris. Everything rises and rises, and when the right time comes, you can't help but to ram a long block right in the middle of perfection to make her let out a noise as she stutters happily to your high score.
Will you be my Kirby? I promise you'll be sucking and swallowing some real power tonight.
You be the giant enemy crab, I'll finger around, and when I find your weak point, I'll flip you upside down and attack you for MASSIVE damage.
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