I just wanted to see how you have been. I know we have been good friends awhile and I just wanted to see how you have been with your stuff? Hows that important person in your life? What about that boss of yours? Still busting your chops? Your way to good for that man/lady. What about those kids/fish/carpet mites? They doing good? Have you been pursuing your favorite hobby as usual? I'll bet lol, I bet your spouse, or animal, or family just roll theirs eyes but you and I know your the master of that thing.
Anyway I hope this letter finds you in good health. You the man or woman.
Sincerely your old friend.
Reposting a letter I got as an email a few years ago. In the original it went on to add a p.s. that entailed turning my floppy disk into a hard drive.