[Repost] Gay son... Oldie but goodie

[Tsikura]

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/threa ... 2255&sid=1

This is an old post. The original link is...
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/threa ... 7463&sid=1

They just don't understand that we want to be shadow priests. I thought up this analogy.

Son and Father
Priest and guild leader

"Dad, Could I speak to you for a moment?"
"Gorfrunch, could I speak to you for a moment?"

"Sure, son. Is there anything the matter?"
"Sure, Reinah. Is there anything the matter?"

"No, father, I just have something that's been bugging me for a while."
"No, Gor, I just have something that's been bugging me for a while."

"Well, son. I have some time to talk about this, but you'd better hurry, you have a date with Jenny in 10 minutes."
"Well, Reinah, I have some time to talk about this, but you'd better hurry. You have to heal for that group in Uldaman in 10 minutes."

"Actually, that's what I wanted to talk about... I don't really like Jenny."
"Actually, that's what I wanted to talk about... I don't really like healing in Uldaman."

"Oh... I see, son. Well there are other women out there for you to date."
"Oh... I see, Reinah. Well there are other instances for you to heal in."

"Dad... I don't like dating girls period."
"Gorfrunch... I don't like healing period."

"What are you saying?"
"What are you saying?"

"The thing is... Dad... I'm a homosexual. I'm coming out of the closet."
"The thing is... Gor... I'm a shadow priest. I'm respeccing."

"What... No! That's wrong. You're a boy. Boys are supposed to like girls, not other boys!"
"What... No! That's wrong. You're a priest. Priests are supposed to heal, not do damage!"

"Dad, this is who I am. I'm gay and there's nothing you can do about it!"
"Gor, this is who I am. I'm shadow and there's nothing you can do about it!"

"It was your mom letting you bake cookies in her easy bake oven, or when she bought you that pink shirt, wasn't it?!"
"It was that warrior teaching you to PVP, or when she bought you that shadoweave robe, wasn't it?!"

"No dad, this is the way I was born. I've been fighting this a while."
"No Gor, this is the way I was when I rolled. I've been thinking a respec for a while."

"Well then. I want you out of my house. I will not have a homosexual in my house tainting my other sons."
"Well then. I want you out of my guild. I will not have a shadow priest in my guild tainting other priests."

"No... Dad. I'm still your son. I still love you and we can still be together in this family."
"No... Gor. I'm still your priest. I'm still devoted to the guild and we can still be together as a great guild."

"You're not my son. You're some prissy little girl I don't know."
"You're not my priest. You're some damage dealin' warlock I don't know."

"Fine, then I'm leaving!"
"Fine, then I'm leaving!"

"Good Riddance"
"Good Riddance, kek!"

*Storms out*
/gquit