Not sure what type of nascar fans if any... but here ya' go

[corky]

Top 10 reasons why there are no gangster NASCAR drivers:


# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
# 2 - Can't wear helmet sideways.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY GANGSTERS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR.


# 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.


And DEI announces their new driver