Understanding what you say.

[Beveverly]

Personal Ad Dictionary

40-ish..................................49

Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.

Athletic................................No boobs.

Average looking.....................Moooo.

Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure................On medication.

Free Spirit............................Junkie.

Friendship first.......................Former Slut.

New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned........................No BJ's

Open-minded.........................Desperate.

Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.

Professional..........................B^tch

Voluptuous...........................Very fat.

Large frame...........................Hugely fat.

Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.


DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH

Yes.....................................No

No......................................Yes

Maybe................................No

We need...............................I want

I am sorry............................You'll be sorry

We need to talk....................You're in trouble

Sure, go ahead.....................You better not

Do what you want................You will pay for this later

I am not upset.....................Of course, I am upset, you moron!

You're attentive tonight.........Is sex all you ever think about?


DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH

I am hungry...............................I am hungry

I am sleepy................................I am sleepy

I am tired..................................I am tired

Nice dress.................................Nice cleavage!

I love you..................................Let's have sex now

I am bored.................................Do you want to have sex?

May I have this dance?................I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime?...............I'd like to have sex with you.

Do you want to go to a movie?.......I'd like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner?.........I'd like to have sex with you.

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay

[Kallus]

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay

sounds like something explicit would say

[Tulgr]

what happen to
"wanna have pizza and fuck?"
"No!"
"What you don't like pizza?" >.>

[Valermos]

this thread delivers

[Orkhan]

nice

[86er]

10/10

[scarlettlady]

its so right about us gals!