im here to inform everyone.

[Crawlpappy]

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM


1) Go to a second-hand store; buy a pair of men's used size14-16 work boots.


2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.


3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.


4) Leave a note on your door that reads:

'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim: I went for more ammunition.



Back in an hour.

Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the
mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.

I don't think Killer

took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyway,
I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

'


Cooter

[dooddles]

you're right, that is a lot cheaper... you should submit that to one of those magazines that gives tips on how to save money around the house