Wine....

[Aamrie]

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health ,

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

[Kordolin]

Nice, seen this before in a few similar forms.

Pretty funny

[Tulgr]

I always loved this joke

[Tsikura]

The should replace all water fountains at school with wine fountains.

[Adram]

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

-- Benjamin Franklin

[srazdoknebil]

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

...Until you wake up one sunny Saturday morning with a passed-out homeless man's hand down your pants.

[Rokrayne]

............and you bring that up why?

[Crawlpappy]

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

...Until you wake up one sunny Saturday morning with a passed-out homeless man's hand down your pants.

mmmmmm beer!

[Vanora]

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[Veudran]

In vino veritas.