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no..don't open that i am perfectly capable

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I hate going to a bar/club/joint and the nasty ass scumbag and or scumhag behind the table insists on fingerfucking and opening your beverage for you, and especially when it is a tall boy can. They just barely crack the seal so it goes "fizzfizzfizz" join the bandwagon with me and make sure you tell them bartenders, no don't touch the top of my drink i do not want your germs...If I am getting your germs It better be serious, i.e. for the long haul. :badgrin:
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Are you actually talking about germs?
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Crawlpappy wrote:Are you actually talking about germs?
yes, other peoples germs.
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Re: no..don't open that i am perfectly capable

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So let me get this straight. The bartender, whose hands are usually covered in A) alcohol, or B) some type of sanitized cloth, is touching your drink, and you're getting mad?

I mean, yeah if he's actually sticking his finger in there, then that's a problem, but if he just glances over, then really it's not that bad of a deal. Then again, I don't know if he is picking his nose, scratching his ass, or performing any other non-bartender behaviors. Anyways, just my two cents.
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I have tended bar for years, you have to have a special license to serve unopened alcohol, its like a retail license.

If he had that license he would of had to require you legally to bag the beer before you left the place.

IF you are being "served" they have to pop the can or bottle and give it to you. This is to try and prevent things such minors hiding in the corner getting beers funneled to them, or a beertrain going out the door.

Did you tip? If you did not tip I would personally stick my finger between my taint and then use that same finger to open your beer lol.

I mean that's the whole point of going to bar, is you get "served".

If you are worried about germs, don't eat out ANYMORE lol.

Love you Cork but ffs woman!
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i overtip cause waitresses are usually hot in florida, and fat tips show you have a nice sized package to offer.
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Sometimes the bartender scratches her lip herpes before fingering your beer.

enjoy.
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