Ever wanted your own personal a midget?

Severian · Post by **Severian** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:10 pm

Well look no further http://www.myownmidget.com/ :badgrin:

Muath · Post by **Muath** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:30 pm

MIDGET STYLES

Choose from some of our own creative creations.

- The Butler
- White Trash
- The oompa
- The Clown
- The Sailor
- The Pool Boy

Pricing starts at only: $499.00

heh i rather spend that money on ps3 lol

Buzzkill · Post by **Buzzkill** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:32 pm

Thats just wrong on so meny levels.

But for some reason, I cant stop laughing!

Post by **Ithryn** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:35 pm

If I had one I'd dress it up like Larvae, then I'd light it on fire.

Ciriene · Post by **Ciriene** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:21 pm

Ithryn wrote:If I had one I'd dress it up like Larvae, then I'd light it on fire.

omg lol thats just......... omg !~

Smelly old Hob · Post by **Smelly old Hob** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:44 pm

I didn't know we could post the things we run across while looking for sex toys.

Severian · Post by **Severian** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:06 pm

Came across the site using the stumble upon addon for fire fox. I, unfortunately, lack the propensity to associate midgets and sex... my first reaction when I saw the site was "would I get kicked out of the bowling alley if i threw one of these down the lane?".

Smelly old Hob · Post by **Smelly old Hob** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 9:26 pm

I geuss that means I am the only one man enough to admit I wanted a midget love slave, well nm then. I'll be quiet.