Really makes you think.

[Smelly old Hob]

Paramedics rescued a man who had lodged his penis in his bathroom sink drain. The man had been trying to change a light bulb above the sink when he slipped on the lip and fell. His penis sustained heavy bruising and abrasions and swelled so much that he was unable to remove it from the drain. A neighbor, hearing his shouts, called police. They broke the door down, despite the victim's fevered pleas that he was fine and in no need of assistance. Paramedics arrived within 10 minutes and administered an injection, causing the swelling to drop so that the penis could be removed without damage to it or the sink.

LOS ANGELES, CA - Attorney Antonio Mendoza, was released from a trauma center after having a cell phone removed from his rectum. "My dog drags the thing all over the house," he said later. "He must have dragged it into the shower. I slipped on the tile, tripped against the dog and sat down right on the thing." Three times during the extraction his phone rang.

An Italian man had part of his penis cut off by a vacuum cleaner while watching a porn film.
The 63-year-old went to hospital claiming he had accidentally cut himself while shaving his pubic hair.

A 49-year-old man was vacuuming his friend's staircase in a loose-fitting dressing gown, when, intending to switch the machine off, he leaned across to reach the plug: "at that moment his dressing gown became undone and his penis was sucked into the vacuum cleaner."

A man was admitted to an emergency clinic with severe bruising and lacerations on his penis and testicles, caused in an accident involving a hand held vacuum cleaner. The man had been vacuuming, wearing only a bathrobe, when he tripped, having been distracted because his robe fell open. "It always does that," he said. "I keep meaning to rig up some kind of tie for it, but I never do. I guess I'll get around to it now." He fell on the vacuum and the small beater bar of the device caused enough damage to require fifteen stitches and an overnight stay at the clinic.

A 65-year-old railway signalman was in his signal box when he bent down to pick up his tools and "caught his penis in a Hoover Dustette, which happened to be switched on."

A 60-year-old man said that he was changing the plug of his Hoover Dustette vacuum cleaner in the nude while his wife was out shopping. It "turned itself on" and caught his penis, causing tears around the external meatus and deeply lacerating the side of the glans.

Really makes you want to think twice before you try to vacuum in the nude.

[Buzzkill]

Its makin me think that old women dont put out.

[Smelly old Hob]

Its makin me think that old women dont put out.

Oh but they do dear friend. They do...