All efforts exhausted, the story could not be found. Hence.

[Smelly old Hob]

I'll try and redo it to the best of my abilities.

So I was on this plane one time and alluva sudden i had to take a poop. so i got up and went to the bathroom, while i'm doing the deed this HAWT passenger bursts in and is like OMG I MUST SEX U NOW!!1!# so i sexxored her and made her orgasm so hard it deafoned half the plane and sent some of the electrical equipment offline, then a flight attendent hearing the noise tried to get us to break it up but i was leik "noe way" getting frustrated she went and got the pilot who was also female to try and stop us, and i sexxored her too, then she's like "OMG TEH PLANE IS GONNA CRASH!!1 who is flying it lolz!?" i was all like "STFU NOOB" and sexxored her face, then i went up to the cockpit, lol, and started slapping my wang all over the controls and landed plane perfectly.

I know I am missing some key parts but that was the best I could do to remake it. I have failed you Hawkmoon.

[Kayyla]

err i thought it was going to be another ghost story, not enough SEx your a loser lol . But.. i laguhed alot my husband loved it . landing the plane while knmocking your penis all around ...priceless LOL your such a dork lol

[Severian]

Fucking A+ for effort Jesti!

[hxiss]

LMAO!!! that was great. dude your a trip

[Smelly old Hob]

/bow

I hope it was enjoyable, I reckon I will save this version in case for some reason it disapears again. 8O

Any how it is my sincere hope that in writing and posting such things I never offend any of you, this is the first time I have posted on TE boards where we have so many ladies/mommies (OMG), who read daily.

It is my solemn pledge that things such as social niceties shall not stop me. So, expect the chicken story to soon be posted...

Oh Ps lol, sorry for the confusion to you Kay. I forgot I was posting in that topic. I'll revive it later today. Hence forth all my ghost stories will be kept in that thread lol.

[Kordolin]

Nice Jesti! I remember the original and this delivers just as finely.

[Smelly old Hob]

Thanks Kord.

Herm, I am saving this to word pad, any sugestions for a name? I am thinking "Anaconda on a plane" myself.

[Kayyla]

/bow

I hope it was enjoyable, I reckon I will save this version in case for some reason it disapears again. 8O

Any how it is my sincere hope that in writing and posting such things I never offend any of you, this is the first time I have posted on TE boards where we have so many ladies/mommies (OMG), who read daily.

It is my solemn pledge that things such as social niceties shall not stop me. So, expect the chicken story to soon be posted...

Oh Ps lol, sorry for the confusion to you Kay. I forgot I was posting in that topic. I'll revive it later today. Hence forth all my ghost stories will be kept in that thread lol.

Dont get me wrong its funny you can only offend me if hmmm ill have to to get backt o you.

[Smelly old Hob]

WARNING, the following story MAY be offensive. If you are offended by self gratification please do not scroll down. Also note, I did not write this story myself it was found on a site people annonymously submit confessions to.
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I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to [please myself]. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I [finished] and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.

[Ciriene]

I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.

[hxiss]

LMFAO idk if that story is really really sad or reallly really discusting... i think its both but omg every1 i know would die laughing

[Smelly old Hob]

I just about died when I read it, totally did not expect that ending.