A fishy future...

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Severian
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A fishy future...

Post by Severian »

Want to hear something awesome? Something so cool it just might change everything from here on out? Brace yourself. Ready for it?

Some scientists that like looking at fish wrote:Some species of male fish in the Potomac River and its tributaries are developing female sexual traits at a frequency higher than scientists have seen before, raising concerns about pollutants in a waterway that provides drinking water for millions of people.

The so-called ‘’intersex fish,'’ which produce immature eggs in their testes, were discovered in the Potomac rivershed in 2003 and have also been found in other parts of the country.

But the frequency that the U.S. Geological Surveys found last year is much higher than what has been found elsewhere, said fish pathologist Vicki Blazer.

In some Potomac tributaries, nearly all of the male smallmouth bass caught in last year’s survey were the abnormal fish. In the Potomac itself, seven of 13 largemouth bass exhibited female characteristics, including three that were producing eggs.
Awesome right? Everybody knows she-males are where the party’s at. It’s like the best of both worlds — an innie and an outtie! If whatever’s in the water starts mutating people too I for one won’t be wasting nearly as much money on tranny whores. Not nearly.

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/us/AP-I ... ref=slogin
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Post by 86er »

I would totaly do myself
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Post by Faiten »

i wouldnt doubt that river runs in NJ with fish like this
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Post by Crawlpappy »

WTF this is one crazy world...I heard Bronli was an intersex fish, true story..
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The Potomac was close to home, I would drive close to it on my way in to school everyday... polluted as hell and smells bad at parts, couldn't pay me to swim in it... Our crew team had practice every day on one of the more polluted rivers that runs into the Potomac, the Anacostia River, they smelled terrible after practice, one day they found a dead body, etc.
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Post by Smelly old Hob »

HOLD THE DAMN PHONE PEOPLE.
The so-called ‘’intersex fish,'’ which produce immature eggs in their testes, were discovered in the Potomac rivershed in 2003 and have also been found in other parts of the country.
You think kidney stones suck, aint no damn way I am going to attempt passing a fetus egg or any other ting. :shock:

This topic makes me confused and strangely aroused.
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lmao yall are nutty! i love you guys <3 and sev you have too much time on your hands....you need to get me on your hands b4 you find something on the net that makes you go blind or something :P
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Post by IronFlats »

Wow Sev I think that was an offer!! Now the question is Hxiss a Tranny?
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lol thats for me to know and you to never find out :P
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