Grouphug.us = possibly one of the best comedic gold mines.

[Smelly old Hob]

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I lost my virginity to myself at age 12.

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sometimes i think vaguely that i love my cat a little too much.

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I feel really bad for my best friend's dad. He works real hard i think for them, and they don't give a damn. He's gotten a divorce from my best friend's mom now for over 3 years i think and he tried so hard to get the kids but he lost them and they don't care about him when they are over there. It makes me really sad, i want to hug him or something.
I also would like to have sex with him a lot. But that's not the point.

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one time at work I had really bad gas after a night of beer and junk food. I was in an elevator and had to hold it in until everyone got off. when I reached my floor, I let go. the doors closed and the elevator went up a floor.

when the doors opened I heard someone scream.

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I get off to ASCII images of video game characters riding dinosaurs.

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When I'm flying and if I have an isle seat, I purposely stick my elbow out a little so I can touch the butts of good looking women(especially hot attendants) who walk by.

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Find some at. http://grouphug.us/

[Jastic]

tahts funny shit