What does your father do?

Buzzkill · Post by **Buzzkill** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:13 pm

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when
the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and
stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Isthat really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He plays for the "Steelers," but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Smelly old Hob · Post by **Smelly old Hob** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:17 pm

Oh hell no.

Just NO.

NO.

Buzzkill · Post by **Buzzkill** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:46 pm

Its on tonight.

Its on.