Lies thread.

Smelly old Hob · Post by **Smelly old Hob** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:04 pm

This is one of my favorite types of topics, in it we post a lie about the above poster. For example someone posting after me might lie and say.

^^^ Once showed Russell Crowe the proper way to communicate using a telephone.

Post by **Tulgr** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:23 am

^^^ failed to teach George W. Bush how to tie his own shoe.

Sammas · Post by **Sammas** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:50 am

^^^ Was Lindsay Lohan's roomate in rehab the 1st, 3rd, 4th and 8th time

Sullen · Post by **Sullen** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:47 am

^^^^ Has been known to pilfer various artifacts from cathedrals. The Canadian police are doing a great job of not locating him.

Buzzkill · Post by **Buzzkill** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:21 pm

^^^^Was the entertainment director aboard a gay cruise ship for 3 years before he was fired for animal cruelty.

Severian · Post by **Severian** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:49 pm

^^^Made his fortune pimping Thai she-males in Bangkok.

Xantcha · Post by **Xantcha** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:34 pm

^^^ was the creator of the D.A.R.E. anti-drug program.

Orkhan · Post by **Orkhan** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:36 pm

Xantcha wrote:^^^ was the creator of the D.A.R.E. anti-drug program.

^^^Doesn't beat women.

Smelly old Hob · Post by **Smelly old Hob** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:03 pm

^^^ Has been banned from all local Zoos for asking inappropriate questions about the animals on display there.

Post by **Faiten** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:09 pm

^^^Hasnt fucked raynes mom

Buzzkill · Post by **Buzzkill** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:16 pm

^^^Made pimpin easy^^^

Post by **Terryn** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:24 am

^^^ is in not a douchebag

Sullen · Post by **Sullen** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:22 am

^^^^ won the spelling bee for the last 7 years running!