Roomate issues

[Zaxs]

So, I recently got a new roomate.....and he's a bit of a creeper.
He walks into my room without knocking, despite the door being shut. Today I was minding my own business with my headphones on when i notice my door opening, and see him walk in. He asks me if I have any smokes, and i tell him no. He then proceeds to check out my room for a good two minutes. Now, there's something peculiar about the way he checks out my room. It's not just glancing around. He stares for a good 15 seconds at the floor...then at the walls...then at my shelves...and etc. While he's doing all this, he's not talking at all. I'm just sitting at my desk awkwardly wondering what the hell he wants.

What if i was fapping? You don't walk in on a dude when the door is closed!

Anyways, that was fine. Whatever. But when i went to go get some late night snack of cheez-its, i notice that the box is already open. Now i know that it wasn't open before. I then check my other snacks and notice that pretty much half of my peanut butter chocolate chip cookies have been devoured. I'm PISSED. You don't touch another man's food! What is he going to do next?! PILLAGE MY WOMAN!?


Anyways, have you guys ever had issues like this? If so what did you do?

Edit: I also think he's responsible for my really slow internet now. It's been really slow lately. Fucker needs to stop downloading porn.

[Tulgr]

Kick his ass out, or tell him to stop being a greedy fuck. Points for saying it just like that

[Tsikura]

Hit him with your ballsacks.

[Terryn]

Hit him with your ballsacks.

[cainaj]

If he is just walking in and staring at shit randomly, get a lock for your door. I would honestly not trust him near you or your stuff.

How long has he been living there? Have you brought these concerns up with him? If you have and he continues, talk to your land lord, this is something you should not put up with.

But yeah, first and foremost lock up your shit.

[Zurdann]

obviously because you're asian he thinks you have poor eyesight.

[Zaxs]

So i was out in the kitchen washing dishes, and he just comes up from behind and puts his arm around me. I don't think i've said maybe more than 15 sentences to the guy since he's been here (he's been here like 2 weeks now?) Anyways, I awkwardly ask him what's up, and he just says "not much, i'm drunk".

...

So we then proceed to stand there in silence, until i say "uh..cool". Being drunk on a Thursday night is fine and dandy and all, but still, i don't think i saw a light on in his room when i walked by it. So that would mean he was drinking...alone...in the dark.


..This man is all sorts of creepy.


Edit: Landlady (who lives with us) calls me to check up on Mr. Creeper. She last saw him go down into the basement. I hear someone go into the bathroom and I assume it's him. I go out to check anways, and smell chicken nuggets. Turned out he helped himself to my bag of chicken nuggets as well. This is like a fucking costco size of chicken nuggets. I'm pissed at this point and it turns out, the hippie chick who lives downstairs in the basement was really in the bathroom.So we both go down into the basement, and find Mr. Creeper passed out in the dark, sitting on her couch.

We both help him up the stairs and into his bed, and here I am now eating a huge plate of chicken nuggets.


Anyways, i'm not really looking for a solution but i just thought you guys would at least get a chuckle out of my creepy roomate situation or turn this into a thread about creepy/bad roomates people might have had in the past.

[Zaxs]

If he is just walking in and staring at shit randomly, get a lock for your door. I would honestly not trust him near you or your stuff.

Yeah my thoughts exactly. I mean i'm not really rich, but i'd be pissed if he stole my ipod touch, DS, PSP, w/e.

How long has he been living there? Have you brought these concerns up with him? If you have and he continues, talk to your land lord, this is something you should not put up with.

He's been living here for about 2 weeks now. We had a roomate before the creeper, but the former roomate moved out to be with his other freinds before actually signing a lease. I haven't really brought up any issues with him for fear of him creeping into my room and murdering me in my sleep in the middle of the night (To be honest i'd probably still be up when he tried it, but the fact remains he could be a psycho)


But yeah, first and foremost lock up your shit.


..and i don't have a lock on my door. Although i suppose i could talk to the landlord about installing a lock of some sort. I'd have to spring for a lock myself though, and this is my last semester here, (which is like...1/4 over already?)

[corky]

you better get a lock for your anus

[Qqmoreplz]

you better get a lock for your anus

[Drooid]

Creepy people need to GTFO imo.

[Tsikura]

Obviously you should slap his face with your balls to show your authority.

[Zaxs]

Obviously you should slap his face with your balls to show your authority.

I wouldn't be surprised if he liked having hairy balls dragged across his face.