Natural Harvest

[Qqmoreplz]

Found this gem thanks to Tosh.0

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/n ... es/5198959

"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"

I really really really highly encourage you guys to click on the preview and read through it, it's quick hilarious.

[Kilarah]

SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS

[Isebel]

SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS

[Qqmoreplz]

So Ise, what is your favorite dish?

[Isebel]

Special "S" BBQ sauce because of the S in quotes.

[srazdoknebil]

Tiramisu "Surprise"

Surprise, indeed.

[Chart]

Like the first commenter, I can't believe this is actually serious...

[Drivine]

We live in a world where you really dont have to pay for semen, most people will give it to you if you just suck it out of a hose