Hott Gamer Dude (8:56:30 PM): Hmm, so I was sniffing my crotch a few minutes ago. And my balls smell like General Tso Chicken, how weird is that?
(8:56:55 PM): My balls always smell funny, but never like General Tso Chicken
(8:56:57 PM): interesting
Hott Gamer Dude (8:57:27 PM): Yeah, but like...would it be weird if I tried to lick them? I mean, I love General Tso Chicken. So, it has to be good, right?
(8:57:38 PM): no
(8:57:39 PM): thats ab ad idea
(8:57:40 PM): *a bad
(8:57:43 PM): you mgiht end of
(8:57:48 PM): getting a habit of sucking your balls
(8:57:49 PM): and then
(8:57:52 PM): you might bite in
Hott Gamer Dude (8:58:03 PM): what if I just kinda nibble?
(8:58:16 PM): sounds risky
Hott Gamer Dude (8:58:33 PM): It might be, sounds like something that would lower my sperm count.
Hott Gamer Dude (8:59:48 PM): But my cousin fell asleep on my bed, maybe I should just dangle my balls in his face and scream "DO MA BALLS SMELL LIKE GENERAL TSO CHICKEN, I'M JUGGERNAUT *****."
(9:00:24 PM): that sounds like a ten out of ten idea to me!
Hott Gamer Dude (9:00:33 PM): >_> brb
I think I have a new sig.Hott Gamer Dude (8:59:48 PM): But my cousin fell asleep on my bed, maybe I should just dangle my balls in his face and scream "DO MA BALLS SMELL LIKE GENERAL TSO CHICKEN, I'M JUGGERNAUT *****."
(9:00:24 PM): that sounds like a ten out of ten idea to me!
Hott Gamer Dude (9:00:33 PM): >_> brb