Subject: Da Jamacan Sandals

[Aamrie]

A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the

marketplace, looking at the wide assortment of goods, when they passed a

small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper, with a
Jamaican accent say, "Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So, the couple
walked in.

The shopkeeper said, "I have some special sandals I think you would be
interested in. They make you wild at sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals upon hearing
the claims, but her husband felt he really didn't need them. The husband
asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"

The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, mon."

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in,
and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over
a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a
firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on dee wrong feet, mon,
you got dem on the dee wrong feet!"