ITT post things that annoy you.

[Smelly old Hob]

This might be slightly offensive idk.


I absolutely HATE it when your sitting on the can, your pushing and heaving. Wrestling with what your sure must be the most EPIC turd to ever pass through your bowels. You start to worry that perhaps it is just too large to come out, in desperation you throw in one last epic heave. Veins are popping out on your forehead, you start to feel lightheaded. Just before you pass out you finally feel it fall out. Immediately you stand and turn around to see what it was that has kept you in the bathroom for so long and what made you worry your family with your bestial groans and screams. All you see floating in the water is a tiny ball of poop that could not be more than an inch across. Unbelieving you stare into your toilet bowl and then hang your head in shame.

Heres a gif to illustrate.

[Orkhan]

This might be slightly offensive idk.


I absolutely HATE it when your sitting on the can, your pushing and heaving. Wrestling with what your sure must be the most EPIC turd to ever pass through your bowels. You start to worry that perhaps it is just too large to come out, in desperation you throw in one last epic heave. Veins are popping out on your forehead, you start to feel lightheaded. Just before you pass out you finally feel it fall out. Immediately you stand and turn around to see what it was that has kept you in the bathroom for so long and what made you worry your family with your bestial groans and screams. All you see floating in the water is a tiny ball of poop that could not be more than an inch across. Unbelieving you stare into your toilet bowl and then hang your head in shame.

Heres a gif to illustrate.

I FUCKING HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS.

Best gif ever too.

[Smelly old Hob]

It's a real drag Ork. And I wish I could say I made that gif, but it was a better man who did.


Another thing that just ticks me off is text messages. They cost a lot but people still send them to me, maybe expecting me to text back and go bankrupt idk. The worst thing for me is how they always seem to crop up at the worst time. One time late at night probably around 11-12 area, I was pleasuring myself. I was having a good old time when two text messages came at my nearly simultaneously. The first one was from the friend Jim and it simply said. "i kno wut u r doin..." Which made me. O_O The second one was from my grandma saying. "I love you sweetie always and forever no matter what you do." Well those two text completely killed the mood and I have not been able to fap with a phone in the room ever since.