Test of Temptation

Post by **Terryn** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:58 am

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her sexy younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and, I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near others.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in shock and speechless. She then said "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline to the front door and headed to my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family were standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said "we are very happy, that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter "Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is ...... always keep your condoms in your car.

Saelec · Post by **Saelec** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:56 am

Terryn wrote:And the moral of this story is ...... always keep your condoms in your car.

Qqmoreplz · Post by **Qqmoreplz** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:26 pm

Terryn wrote:And the moral of this story is ...... always keep your condoms in your car.

Post by **Imperatrix** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:22 pm

Assholes

Fayde · Post by **Fayde** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:40 pm

Imperatrix wrote:Assholes

Aamrie · Post by **Aamrie** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:10 am

Imperatrix wrote:Assholes

Whole heartedly agree on that statement..

They should make it legal to castrate cheating husbands/ bfs.

Post by **Tsikura** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:34 am

Because women are always innocent right? har

Aamrie · Post by **Aamrie** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:13 am

Not saying that all females are innocent and all...but in this particular incident...it was the guy.

I am all for superglue-ing a chick's lips shut if she cheats...

After all, it is a two way street.

Kreskin · Post by **Kreskin** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:16 am

which lips are you refer ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR never mind.

Smelly old Hob · Post by **Smelly old Hob** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 6:17 am

Terryn wrote:And the moral of this story is ...... always keep your condoms filled with coke in your ass.

Post by **Tulgr** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:09 pm

in some cases sealing both set of lips is beneficial for us >.>.

Post by **Tsikura** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:16 pm

Aamrie wrote:Not saying that all females are innocent and all...but in this particular incident...it was the guy.

I am all for superglue-ing a chick's lips shut if she cheats...

After all, it is a two way street.

I suppose you could say the S at the end implied every guy is an asshole. You can see a different between...

Assholes
what an asshole

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